Spent today having a rather vigorous argument with an armchair.
I wanted it to leave the house. It wasn't so keen.
Long story short, after removing a door from its hinges and removing the arms from the chair, we came to a mutual understanding that it would sit in the back garden for a while.
Whew. They don't make many chairs like that - I think it both out-weighed and out-smarted me at times. Until I started unscrewing its extremitites that is.
[Image credit: Enric Serra]