Not sure why it is, but every single time I go through Heathrow security, I always get patted down.
Maybe I have a guilty face or something - although to be fair it does become a bit self-perpetuating. I pretty much expect it now, so it probably makes it come true.
Of course, today I did somehow manage to completely miss the phone in my pocket, so this time, it was definitely my fault.
[Image credit: John Bennett]